Tuesday, October 13, 2009

FEBRUARY 11th, 2010

hey y'all! there's a reason i haven't updated the site in a while... good news to come! in the meantime, check out my new job with glossed & found magazine... click the link here or below that says "GLOSSED & FOUND TODDICUS WEBISODE" then click the CRAVE CUPCAKES video and check out my new webisode!! be sure to subscribe so you'll get new updates of all of my new webisodes to come!!



happy hallowe'en and thank you houston!!
well, y'all have done it for me again! thanks for voting for me as houston's best male entertainer again for a third year in a row!! and thank you outsmart magazine for always supporting my show!

i have received tons of emails since june wanting to know more news. sorry the site hasn't been updated- i keep thinking it's time to overhaul and start it new for this next book i'm putting out... but i just keep delaying it. but don't fret! i'm still hosting the wildest show in houston every sunday and wednesday night at guava lamp!! i'm also hosting galveston pride on october 23rd-24th with tiffany and derick berry and my friend ernie manouse from innerviews!! i'm hosting a slew of other things coming up too... more about that in the next update! and, of course, hallowe'en night at guava...

i found these pictures from a party we had at pirate's cove on galveston island. everything you see in this picture, excepting me, washed away during hurricane ike.

this dog's name is driver. he belongs to my friend john. driver is about 14 years old. i admit i was a bit tipsy during these next few pictures and all i could fixate on was getting my picture taken with this way cool dog.

here's the first one lol

we took the golf cart down to the beach... brought driver as well, obviously. i love this picture cause driver looks more tipsy than i do!

here's the gang that took the golf cart to the gulf! some girls wandering about at 3am took this picture for us : )

driver in the water.

notice the big bag of jack daniels jalapen~o sunflower seeds in my pocket. when i drink beer, i need my hot sunflower seeds!!

these next three pictures my friend josh took. i like them cause i'm older now, i'm a bit wrinkled, and, i admit, i like the way they look on me. i've earned those wrinkles. i think it shows a very pure side of me... i like that.

ernie manouse's birthday!

talk about a fun party! and i had the honor of hosting it! i think you'll pick up on the theme from some of the pictures! josh and ernie and me at the start of the party!

ernie! you look so different on tv! (in case you've been under a large rock, ernie manouse has been voted for years as houston's best tv personality...) but don't let that fool you! he's an emmy award winning host and is on aprx 38 channels across the usa. go ernie!

me commenting on the decor (and no, it's not ernie's house)

i can only imagine what i was talking about by this point in the night.

me singing i guess that's why they call it the blues accompanied by the fantastic jerry atwood.

ernie, joni, and me towards the end of the night... amazing party!

well, thanks for stopping by again. the website will have a facelift soon... but that means good things are to come! stay tuned, i won't be gone so long next time!


- Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Tuesday, June 02, 2009

how did it become june already??

well i'm not gonna sit here and offer you a bunch of cheese for not updating the site for the longest time...

i actually have no excuse except that i'm a busy bastard right now.
i'm hosting pride idol right now (plenty of pictures to come...)and the houston pride parade and am still doing my little ditty every sunday and wednesday night at guava lamp!

my house is a little difficult to get to if a visitor hasn't been there before so i always set out luminaries. well, not always. i threw a party about a month ago for my regular guava lamp crowd...

lol this is why i shaved my head a few weeks ago. everyone had this cut for a half a minute!! and look at wes behind me like, "damn i wish my fauxhawk was that big already!"

double trouble

my girl melissa gave me a wish necklace as a late bday present : )

four of my best regulars at the show- and two are regular performers as well!
(guess which ones...)

my pregnant neighbor stephanie will be a perfect example for her new little one. (yes, she quit smoking as soon as she found out she was preggers)

neighbors and friends...

two more friends who are regular guava guys now too...

leysh habibi leysh!!??


brandon and his wife morgan...

eric himan played at guava again recently...

secuuuuuurity and valet guys... : )

and my favorite punching bag monique performs... she always is a good sport with my tranny jokes... i love her!

and david- he's as crazy as i am and that's why we're friends...

more to come... i'm off to beddy-bye

goodnight lovers.

- Tuesday, June 02, 2009

Monday, March 23, 2009

holy mackerel!
are y'all mad at me?? lol i've been so busy... so much to do in the springtime! yesterday i got a little sunburned hosting the 30 year anniversary kick-off party of the montrose softball league- a complete honor to be a part of that! pictures soon i hope... i just had a birthday... i'm an all-grown-up 35 years young as of last week! but for now i want to share with y'all some pictures from last winter that i'd forgotten about! enjoy! and happy spring!

once again, i went to texas renfest... had a blast, as usual...

i felt a little devilish...

this cute red faerie came up to our group and joined us for a while...

a month later (december 2008) my friends sean and josh and i went to galveston to prove to the world that the island is still there!!

we started the day at the 3rd coast bar for bloody marys and pool.

word up...

yo yo! josh is kickin' it old skool!


the flagship hotel... the only pier left standing in galveston after hurricane ike- but it is inaccessible as the drive washed away... and there are huge holes in the walls on the opposite side...

josh and toddicus proving the beach is still there...

told ya!!

a toast to my weekend home!!

and as you can see here, by december of 2008, carnival cruise lines were porting in galveston again.

sean and me acting like a bunch of teenagers.

just before this picture was taken i overheard a lady say to her husband something like, "gee, there aren't as many people here as there were last year" or something foul like that, and myself, who went there to spend money and support the island (and by support i mean buying beer and drinks) and by now was a bit tipsy, told the lady, "hey lady! ya think a freakin' hurricane might've just blew through here and devastated the island???" it thought her husband was going to kill me, but he was probably too mortified by his wife's stupidity.

for those of you who come to my show at guava lamp, you'll recognize this picture from the flatscreen tvs. : )

since sean is in the military, we decided to walk the streets and turn some heads by being pretty gay : P i have to tell you, nobody really noticed. i guess will & grace really did soften people lol

i love this picture. the boys and i headed to the beach for an impromptu photo shoot for the show at guava.

i had to spin because i get so excited by the ocean, even after all these years.

if you look closely at the banister i'm holding, you'll see it's bent from the tidal surge during hurricane ike.

goodbye lovers... see you soon.


- Monday, March 23, 2009

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