Tuesday, September 19, 2006


jamaican me crazy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

omg everybody - you probably hate me for not updating in so long (plenty of emails telling me to hurry up! that's for sure!) quick news... yes the canopic garden is finished, but i've lost my editing program on my computer... so i'm waiting for my brother to save the day. so as soon as the manuscript is finished being typed, then it's off to the illustrator (the fantastic singer for the scattered pages, brandon hancock) and then off to print. i need one more photo shoot for the book and we're el dunno.

join me in jamaica boys and girls...



hello jamaica. i swear i'm not trying to be cool.



oh! on the way to jamaica i snapped a shot of cuba... haiti was on the other side, but the pics aren't very clear. i figured since we couldn't actually land on cuba, i might as well snap a shot of our little communist neighbor.

ok, back to jamaica.



once a british territory, jamaica is now on their own. so that's why they drive on the wrong side of the street!





first stop... alcohol!!



one of our friends from the boat. he gave the shaves and the haircuts up in the spa. little tramp! ; )





the jamaican flag. do you know what the colors stand for? in the usa, this wouldn't "fly." the american flag has to be the highest banner on the pole, except in texas, where the texas state flag can fly at the same height. no other state can do that.



the following are just some shots of ochos rios, jamaica. (i said to jason, "you just had to wear the gayest shirt possible around jamaica, didn't you?")















you think you have gas price problems...



i bought a jamaica tank top from this woman. "five dollars mon!"



where shall we go?



he's more important than the president...



yes, red stripe tastes different in jamaica. (it's better)



everybody has turtles...



...and cats.



later on jason and i went to turtle park.



there i am with drink in hand. yes, you can walk the streets with alcohol in hand. in fact, i've never been offered so much pot in my life! crap!



i've gotta get one of these.



jason got in trouble for sitting on this rock! lol






i'm obsessed with foreign police. don't know why.



got back on the boat, took off my sweaty shirt, put on a clean one, and got a fresh gin & tonic. i always go to the front of the boat when we leave to drink and snap shots. good god i look drunk.





goodbye jamaica.











these people should be shot.



like a true primadonna, i had to change shirts again.



next update... we're going to hell. really. you'll see.

see y'all soon.
there's so much happening, i wish i could just tell you... but you'll have to wait!

xo
toddicus

- Tuesday, September 19, 2006

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